{"id":186937,"date":"2026-01-16T08:55:05","date_gmt":"2026-01-16T06:55:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toompark.com\/filmibaas\/?p=186937"},"modified":"2026-02-27T13:46:47","modified_gmt":"2026-02-27T11:46:47","slug":"woodchipper-massacre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toompark.com\/filmibaas\/woodchipper-massacre\/","title":{"rendered":"Woodchipper Massacre"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"postipilt alignright lazyload\" data-src=\"https:\/\/toompark.com\/vilmindus\/pildid\/tt0096462.jpg\" alt=\"Woodchipper Massacre\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" \/><\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Three siblings begin to kill people with a woodchipper while their father is away.<\/p>\r\n<p>Jon (<a href=\"https:\/\/toompark.com\/filmibaas\/tag\/jon-mcbride\/\">Jon McBride<\/a>), Tom ( <a href=\"https:\/\/toompark.com\/filmibaas\/tag\/tom-casiello\/\">Tom Casiello<\/a>), and Denise (<a href=\"https:\/\/toompark.com\/filmibaas\/tag\/denice-edeal\/\">Denice Edeal<\/a>) accidently kill their senile old Aunt ( <a href=\"https:\/\/toompark.com\/filmibaas\/tag\/patricia-mcbride\/\">Patricia McBride<\/a>) while she&#8217;s looking after them while their father is away on business. Not sure what to do, they decide to dispose of the body in the rented woodchipper in the backyard. But more trouble comes a-knocking when their cousin Kim (<a href=\"https:\/\/toompark.com\/filmibaas\/tag\/kim-bailey\/\">Kim Bailey<\/a>), their Aunt&#8217;s son, shows up unexpectedly.<\/p>\r\n<p>Lisatud 16.01.2026, 1 049 187 125b<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three siblings begin to kill people with a woodchipper while their father is away. Jon (Jon McBride), Tom ( Tom Casiello), and Denise (Denice Edeal) accidently kill their senile old Aunt ( Patricia McBride) while she&#8217;s looking after them while<span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"read-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/toompark.com\/filmibaas\/woodchipper-massacre\/\">Loe veel &#8250;<\/a><\/div>\n<p><!-- end of .read-more --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":186938,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[186,92,39,5],"tags":[154856,154863,154864,154855,154859,154861,154858,154860,154862,154857],"class_list":["post-186937","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-186","category-comedy","category-horror","category-usa","tag-denice-edeal","tag-gary-theroux","tag-glen-skaggs","tag-jon-mcbride","tag-kim-bailey","tag-pam-landry","tag-patricia-mcbride","tag-perren-page","tag-robert-c-moseley-jr","tag-tom-casiello"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/toompark.com\/filmibaas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186937","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/toompark.com\/filmibaas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/toompark.com\/filmibaas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toompark.com\/filmibaas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toompark.com\/filmibaas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=186937"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/toompark.com\/filmibaas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186937\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toompark.com\/filmibaas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/186938"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/toompark.com\/filmibaas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=186937"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toompark.com\/filmibaas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=186937"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toompark.com\/filmibaas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=186937"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}