{"id":189941,"date":"2026-04-30T09:11:37","date_gmt":"2026-04-30T06:11:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toompark.com\/filmibaas\/?p=189941"},"modified":"2026-04-30T13:15:48","modified_gmt":"2026-04-30T10:15:48","slug":"marriage-bites","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toompark.com\/filmibaas\/marriage-bites\/","title":{"rendered":"Marriage Bites"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"postipilt alignright lazyload\" data-src=\"https:\/\/toompark.com\/vilmindus\/pildid\/tt31947445.jpg\" alt=\"Marriage Bites\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" \/><\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>While rebuilding a stale marriage of 15 years, Martin and Linda will be up against the unexpected. When Martin is bitten by a vampire, they not only test various vampire theories with sometimes dangerous results, but will have to protect their town as several are turned into vampires or end up dead.<\/p>\r\n<p>In a desperate attempt to reignite their stale romance, Martin and Linda embark on a mission to revitalize their &#8216;till-death-do-us-part&#8217; marriage. But their efforts hit a snag when Martin is unexpectedly bitten by a vampire, turning their marital woes into a bloody, hilarious nightmare. Now, as Martin wrestles with a sudden craving for necks. Linda must trade in her self-help books for &#8220;Vampires for Dummies&#8221;. They&#8217;ll test every ridiculous vampire theory in the book, all while trying to protect their unsuspecting town from an undead uprising and keep their relationship from truly going to hell in a handbasket&#8230; or coffin.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Lisatud 30.04.2026, 1 054 714 567b, YTS.BZ<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While rebuilding a stale marriage of 15 years, Martin and Linda will be up against the unexpected. When Martin is bitten by a vampire, they not only test various vampire theories with sometimes dangerous results, but will have to protect<span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"read-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/toompark.com\/filmibaas\/marriage-bites\/\">Loe veel &#8250;<\/a><\/div>\n<p><!-- end of .read-more --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":189942,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[144172,92,39,5],"tags":[126388,157994,157995,48941,39461,28617,157997,6231,157993,155318,157998,157996,121783,157999,6597,27982,126647,124451],"class_list":["post-189941","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-144172","category-comedy","category-horror","category-usa","tag-alexis-baca","tag-ashley-hargrove","tag-ava-connolly","tag-daniel-emery-taylor","tag-darren-ewing","tag-grayson-thorne-kilpatrick","tag-j-spencer","tag-james-duval","tag-joe-komara","tag-kevin-duffy","tag-mandee-caimano","tag-michael-mau","tag-nicole-butler","tag-quinn-gardner","tag-robert-lasardo","tag-shawn-c-phillips","tag-wynn-reichert","tag-zachary-vazquez"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/toompark.com\/filmibaas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189941","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/toompark.com\/filmibaas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/toompark.com\/filmibaas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toompark.com\/filmibaas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toompark.com\/filmibaas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=189941"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/toompark.com\/filmibaas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189941\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toompark.com\/filmibaas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/189942"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/toompark.com\/filmibaas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=189941"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toompark.com\/filmibaas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=189941"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toompark.com\/filmibaas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=189941"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}