{"id":6559,"date":"2015-03-27T16:24:42","date_gmt":"2015-03-27T14:24:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toompark.com\/filmibaas\/gangsters-guns-zombies\/"},"modified":"2021-01-26T14:11:13","modified_gmt":"2021-01-26T12:11:13","slug":"gangsters-guns-zombies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toompark.com\/filmibaas\/gangsters-guns-zombies\/","title":{"rendered":"Gangsters, Guns &#038; Zombies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src=https:\/\/toompark.com\/vilmindus\/pildid\/tt2151633.jpg class=postipilt>The whole &#34;zombie thing&#34; has been hyped up so much that everyone thinks it&#8217;s the end of the world! Of course, where one man sees the dead rising from the grave, another sees opportunity. Q had a plan: drive the robbery getaway van, deliver everyone to the safe house and get paid &#8211; a nice, simple, plan. Unfortunately, life is never really that simple, and to top it all off, this is the first time Q has been a getaway driver. He&#8217;s coping pretty well though, considering; TONY (the guy who is &#8217;in charge&#8217; of the job) is a murderous nut case, DANNY was shot and is now bleeding all over the money in the back of the van, the Sat-Nav has a mind of its own, there&#8217;s a guy in the back living up to his name &#34;CRAZY STEVE&#34;, the safe-house already has police at it, and this whole &#34;zombie thing&#34; seems to be quickly becoming more of a &#34;zombie apocalypse thing&#34;. Luckily, TONY knows of another Safe House on the coast. Not so luckily, DANNY dies of natural-ish causes and then rises from the grave. Q and the others have to deal with a recently zombie-fied medieval re-enactment group, a football team that seem hell bent on eating their brains and the van running out of fuel. In their search for refuge and some diesel, TONY spots &#8211; of all things &#8211; a fortified windmill and the group awkwardly team up with a lovely young woman called CASSIE and her insane, but well armed GRANDMA. As TONY descends into deeper and deeper psychosis, he forces a last stand against a zombie horde, dies horribly and takes GRANDMA with him. Not bad for a night&#8217;s work. Some men are born into shit-storms, some achieve shit-storms, and some have shit-storms thrust upon them. Q is up to his neck in this one and must now take charge of the group in order to save his own skin &#8211; not to mention the much more attractive skin of CASSIE. Finally reaching the coast, the new group must figure out a way off this crazy island &#8211; lack of sailing know-how and the walking dead notwithstanding. Just when things couldn&#8217;t get any worse, one of them suffers an accident and lands Q with a dilemma. In the one hand he holds his own life and in the other the lives of the group. Who does he choose?<\/p>\n<p>Lisatud 11.02.2014, 1 445 504 116b, UNiQUE<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The whole &#34;zombie thing&#34; has been hyped up so much that everyone thinks it&#8217;s the end of the world! Of course, where one man sees the dead rising from the grave, another sees opportunity. 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